Fresh from the pasture ★

COW PIE.

Everybody's full of crap.
Ours is collectible.

Meet the world's most unnecessarily delightful digital cow pies. Handcrafted nonsense. Absolutely no refunds on the jokes.

Meet the pies ↓What on earth?

✳ A digital collectible project in the making. Not an investment.

Bronze plaque with a flattened cowpie in relief, engraved Grade A, Premium Nonsense.

✦ FRESH DROPS ✦ ZERO SHAME ✦ QUESTIONABLE TASTE ✦

001 / The specimens

THE GOODS.

Every masterpiece begins somewhere. Ours begins behind a cow. Meet the pies from our first drop, already in progress.

002 / A very serious mission

WE GIVE
A CRAP.

Some people collect fine art. Some collect rare coins. We thought: why not collect something that literally comes out of a cow?

Cow Pie is a proudly ridiculous digital collectible project built on one radical idea: art doesn't have to take itself seriously to make somebody smile.

No grand promises. No overnight-millionaire nonsense. Just outrageous artwork, a good laugh, and a whole lot of bull.

Department ofBOVINE
DEPOSITSUnofficially certified ★

003 / Don't step in it

HOW IT WORKS.

An NFT (non-fungible token) is a digital certificate of ownership recorded on a blockchain. Each Cow Pie NFT is linked to a specific collectible, and anyone can check which wallet owns the token.

Fungible: A dollar bill. Trade it for another dollar bill and you still have a dollar.
Non-fungible: An autographed baseball. A regular baseball can’t replace the particular one the player signed.

Pick your pile.

Browse the collection and find the cow pie that speaks to your questionable sense of humor.

Get it on-chain.

Open a pie to check its mint status. If it has a verified purchase link, you’ll see a Buy NFT button.

Own the joke.

Your wallet holds the collectible token. Show it off, give it a nickname, or let your friends ask why.

004 / Frequently asked crap

THE FAQ.

Wait. Is this actual manure?

It's cow manure as art. Digital art, thankfully. The aroma is entirely imaginary.

What exactly am I buying?

A Cow Pie NFT is a token on a public blockchain associated with a piece of digital artwork. Ownership of the token does not automatically transfer the artwork's copyright or commercial rights.

Can I buy one right now?

Depends on the pie. Open its card and look for Buy NFT. If it’s still unminted, you can inquire without putting on your good barn boots.

Will my pie go up in value?

Maybe, maybe not. Don't buy digital cow poop expecting a retirement plan. Collect one because you love the art and the joke.

Does this use a special Cow Pie blockchain?

No need. The plan is to use an established blockchain with reasonable fees and a reputable NFT marketplace.

005 / Pasture report

HOLY
CRAP.

A few pies are ready for minting, but we’re still rounding up the rest for the first drop. We’re not perfectionists, but even shitty art takes time.

We asked the cows for a schedule. The herd gave us the same shit. "When it drops, you’ll know. Stand back."

Inspect the pies ↑

No wallet needed to browse. Mind your step.